My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

I would watch the fuck out of that shit, and maybe even exercise to it too!



What if the voice inside your head is who you were in your past life



"You want weapons? We’re in a library."

jahaliel said: shit hun, that’s rough. hopefully things will all work out for you because bitter or no I think you are lovely and deserve to have someone love you <3

Thank you so much. <3 You’re so sweet! 

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Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr


Emilie Autumn + violin

2 days ago • July/29/2014 • 299 notes


i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

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“just because drunk people drop shit” 

I need this.


do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.