WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I started this forum earlier this week, and I’ve been so lucky that zombies-apocalypse joined on and has become a co-administrator. She is saving my butt on coding that I don’t know haha. But now we need the most important thing: Writers!!
So if you are a fan of the BDB, of Vampire fan fiction, or curious about both please consider joining Lovers Unlocked! You can RP as a canon character, or an original character.
Also currently needing moderators, graphic designers, and coders.
Guess what! We have a John Matthew and a Rhage! They need their Shellans! Come join us!
We have ourselves a lovely Cormia now! Huzzah! Now all she needs is her awesome Hellren?
It’s all wound around itself at the base, where it plugs into the computer… Cause otherwise I only hear half of what’s going through them.
Rumple should really just give Hook a new hand already, we get it, he’s supposed to be Captain hook, just give it back because I want to see him caress Emma with both hands can u imagine how happy that would make both of them g i v e i t t o m e
psa if you are a bi/pansexual cis person and you are in a long term committed relationship with someone of the opposite gender
you are not less queer
you are not somehow a “bad bisexual”
you are still a vital and loved and needed member of the queer community
and if someone tells you otherwise destroy them
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Did he check for his Hogwarts letter before or after this video?
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.
Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.
One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.
There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.
I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.
There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.
And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.
It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.
My name is meg and this is my life.
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.